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Thank you for your submission to the Fxxxx Lxxxx literary management firm.  Unfortunately missing title it is not a good fit for our agency at this time.  Best of luck finding representation elsewhere. how nice

Please note for future reference that we are NOT considering projects in the following categories: children’s/young adult fiction or nonfiction, sci-fi/fantasy, horror, romance, short story collections, anthologies, plays, screenplays, cookbooks, art/photography books, calendars, educational texts, or poetry. however we do accept books in swahili on african acient arts

Sincerely, but not really

Vxxxxx Mxxxx

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