Dear Author,

I’m sorry for this impersonal response but due to the large volume of submissions I receive, I am unable to respond in detail.  Unfortunately, I don’t think I’m the ideal champion of your manuscript.  I’m not entirely convinced I’d be able to secure its publication.  Though I’m passing, I’m sure other agents will feel differently and will know exactly to whom your work should go.  Good luck and thank you for thinking of me.

With best wishes,


Vxxxxxx

Gotta love the “Dear Author” saluation and the phrase “I’m sure other agents will feel differently and will know exactly to whom your work should go.” Now that is sincerity.

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