Dear Author,

Thank you very much for your query. Unfortunately, your project is not right for us at this time. Publishing is a matter of taste, however, and another agent may feel differently—we encourage you to keep looking for an enthusiastic editor or agent. We wish you the very best of luck with your work.

I am willing to bet that my material was never even read. I particularly love the salutation “Dear Author”  very nice. I mean how much work does it take to type in someone’s name?